Victoria Secret Fashion Show

Six more time until the wonderful meat jerky driveway display begins! (10 p.m. ET on CBS.) Look after the display airs on the western shore, when I’ll have current this publish with my Top 6 (or more) Insights. They are want to be deep!

Why I’m energized for the VS Design Show

6. Glitter train wreck

5. Celebs in the audience wearing sunglasses — are you serious?

4. Plebes in the audience with no sunglasses and glassy expressions and maybe one side of their mouth hanging open.

3. Someone could fall?

2. JEWELED BOOBS

1. Hearing the models’ lovely different accents during all the glamorous “How did she become a monarch butterfly who hooks in Santa’s workshop?” segments — I love when someone’s like “I’ve only eaten liquid food for 15 days and I’m currently depriving myself of water” and I’m like ooooooh she sounds smart.