May 21st Judgement Day

Posted by Zotta Rendevouz

May 21, 2012 is the Day of Judgement. If you believe in the Mayan prophecies, or religious, as the shepherd of the camp, the world is ending in about a week in half. So what you must do to complete the kidnapping? Pnosker.com we've got you covered!

First, the History Channel tells me that these Mayan prophecies are real. Well at least I think they are, and they always seem to see and Nostradamus and all these things must be real. Also aired a special on Drugs and Hitler and that was real, so this should be too. The History Channel usually is not anything other than the programming associated with the Nazis, in addition to her reality show as it should be legitimate.

Second, when the religious ever been wrong? Creationism is a real right? Right? / Look in science books. Well maybe not. But what about Adam and Eve? Well, guess who committed incest Cain and Able was their only child, so I think they would not be with her. Oh, and Scientologists are also religious, so you do not exactly help.

Still, they are closer to God, just ask. Item organized religion.

So what are you doing over the next ten days? Say goodbye to your loved ones? Why? If this is actually happening, you pulled up toward the sky or fall to hell with them right, so there is no sense. You should do something awesome instead.

You should do something to try to capture animals and tame them so you can be a real life Pokémon Trainer. Awesome. You should eat lots of things that are bad for you like cheese sandwiches, fat, donuts, and anything you can think of. Milksteak do with one side of the jelly beans, raw.

Ask the woman you've ever been in love. Of course I will say no, but it is the good old college try.

Go to line somewhere inappropriate. Everyone is too involved in the kidnapping of nature give a damn about your micropenis.

Go burn a meter, as they suck and soggy sandwiches and Jared a hitch. Some of us are not promotional contracts to lose weight on our own.

Snooki steal money. She did not win. Better yet, act on stage bank robbery since the beginning of The Dark Knight, which all have masks on, unless you are the Joker and kill everyone. Then use the money to go crazy and you wipe it with $ 100 bills.

See if you can be beaten by a car and survive. History would be a badass if the world does not stop. The other side of it .... It is your own risk. This is the rapture, after all. Die now or later.

Go to Fox and to burn the last 10 seasons of The Simpsons. Nobody needs to see them ever. And burn the last five years of Family Guy too. And all the Cleveland Show.

Try to help Reese Cups and surges crunchy cookie!

There really is so much I want to do in your life you have to do all this in the next ten days while you are still among the living. Sure, you can get Phil Hartman to serve on the script NewsRadio beyond, but until then, just take us and we have.